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The above was strictly for the benefit of search engines. Human beings might be more interested in our wildly outdated site, although we do recommend the fine bent (molded) plywood furniture and kids' toys and furniture at Offi & Company, whether or not you are googlebot.
People interested in contacting us about work should write to buggy@ this domain, or call two oh nine - 532 - four seven 93 (the obfuscation is also for the 'bots, in this case data-harvesting and spam- and scam-spewing 'bots). We are always interested in talking to potential new clients, but clearly don't need the work enough to bother with the marketing. Thank you.